Jezebel

"I can see your buttocks"

2006-01-31T20:31:00.000Z

My sister doesn't know the word for builder's bum. I hope that's self explanatory. Also, I would just like to add that my sister knows the F word. At the age of six. And she doesn't even know what a builder's bum is!

School Update

2006-01-31T20:25:00.000Z

There isn't much to say about school except that I have to choose my GCSEs by next wednesday. I'm almost sure, but not quite. It's between RS and French. Good things about RS are: easy, interesting, more of a debaty subject. Good things about french are: well, i would be able to speak french. But I'm already doing Spanish so it seems unnecessary to do two languages. And I'm doing Latin as well. I'm feeling very inclined towards RS at the moment.

Re: Jezebel

2006-01-31T20:17:00.000Z

So, I did some research (which included reading the bible!), and i found out that in no place does it say Jezebel was a whore. The name actually means chaste. She just made her nice Jewish husband worship idols (like she did) and killed babies and other people. So she was a bit of a cow, really. And then she got eaten by dogs. And she also wore make up. Which isn't a particularly big deal.

Correction

2006-01-31T20:11:00.000Z

Actually, I'm so lazy i didn't blog at all. Lazy lazy me. But it doesn't matter. I hadn't blogged for so long that i forgot my password and i had to get a new one. And also, when i tried to look at the blog, it didn't work. But that might have been because i typed it wrong, not because it was so old. Anyway, the blog has been revived.

Lazy

2005-10-22T18:34:00.000+01:00

I'm really lazy. So from now on, I'm not going to keep my blog properly. It's just going to be random lists.

Very Weird Dream

2005-09-25T10:43:00.000+01:00

Ok this dream isn't the weirdest I've had but it comes pretty close. It's definatley the first one when I've been getting married. So the dream starts and I'm in a room wearing a big white dress and someone is doing my hair. Except they're doing it really badly. And then they just go away. And then this woman comes to do my make up. Except she is like a depressed alcholic, and is seriously messed up. So anyway I'm eventually ready, and I'm waiting for my dad to take me to the church (me getting married in a church!) But it's getting kinda of late, and I'm getting cross. So I leave the room, and in the room next door is the guy i'm getting married to. And I go and hug him and I'm like "I know you're not meant to see me in my wedding dress yet, but what is going on?" And then it gets a bit vague like dreams do, but it turns out the whole wedding has to be cancelled because there's something wrong with the church. And I get so mad and start shouting at everyone. But then the guy i'm marrying comes along and holds me and strokes my hair and says everything will be ok. The End.

England Is Cold

2005-09-24T17:54:00.000+01:00

I don't know if anyone else has realised this, but England is bloody freezing. Seriously, after being in Penang for a month, London is like the North Pole. I need to buy more warm clothes.

"I need to talk to you"

2005-09-24T17:36:00.000+01:00

No, I haven't been broken up with recently. This is one of the many adorable things my little sister has said to me. Two weeks ago, when I was last at my dad's, she was in my room and said that to me. She then went on to explain about some party that her little friend had, and all the things that happened there. Today, when I arrived at my dad's house again, she whispered in my ear "I've got a brand new electric toothbrush!" Of course, her whispering is loud and completely useless, but it was very funny.

My Birthday

2005-09-24T17:27:00.000+01:00

It's my birthday this Tuesday! The first present I got was a digital camera from my mum, but she gave that to me in July so i could take pictures on holiday. Today I was shopping in Cambridge and I chose a bag and bracelet for my brother to buy for me. I am going shopping with my aunty on Oxford Street as my birthday present from her, and my dad's going to add to the shop budget as well. My dad also got me one of those machines that has loads of jellybeans in, and you put in a coin and twist the thingy and then the jellybeans come out. Which is fun.I still haven't decided what to do for my party. My options are somewhat limited since my mum got knocked off her bike a few weeks ago and has a broken back, so she can't go out.

School

2005-09-06T20:11:00.000+01:00

I went back to school on Thursday and it is as boring as usual. I really want to be back on holiday. I was in Penang for a month staying with my friend's family and it was so much fun. Well...all good things have to come to an end.

Jezebel

2005-08-31T10:16:00.000+01:00

The name Jezebel is a nickname my friend's uncle gave me when I was on holiday with her family last year. No one actually calls me it, but he put it in his phone because he already had someone in there with my name. One of his more recent comments to my friend's cousin was that there were no biblical connenections implied...or maybe some. I found out that Jezebel was a whore and corruptor in the Bible. Yay me!